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ebayes: Dildo art. FASCINATING Zoom

ebayes:

Dildo art. FASCINATING

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fuckyeahdementia: [tastefullyoffensive:via]

fuckyeahdementia:

[tastefullyoffensive:via]

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thedailywhat: Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored. Cat Facts to the rescue. [reddit.] Zoom

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

[reddit.]

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Parents……

The surprise phone call from their brother, was simply a subterfuge for Mr Wonderful (their father) to get them to talk to him.

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To beefrank: I forgot to post this horror that greeted me at the bus yard one night. Do I win? Zoom

To beefrank: I forgot to post this horror that greeted me at the bus yard one night.

Do I win?

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I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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What is going on here? Zoom

What is going on here?

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No Android Market for Kindle. However, that didn’t stop me from sideloading Prey, Go Launcher and other goodies. Yay for customization win. Zoom

No Android Market for Kindle. However, that didn’t stop me from sideloading Prey, Go Launcher and other goodies. Yay for customization win.

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What? Zoom

What?

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A good idea.

Trendwatch: Yes, Cell Phone Stacking Is Now a Thing - http://pulse.me/s/55Fmk

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filthywetslut: Yep. It’s an odd thing, tell a guy you masturbate, and it’s sexy, tell your friends and acquaintances, it’s gross.

filthywetslut:

Yep. It’s an odd thing, tell a guy you masturbate, and it’s sexy, tell your friends and acquaintances, it’s gross.

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fuckyeahdementia: douche duck duck [via] Bang!Bang!Gag! Zoom

fuckyeahdementia:

douche duck duck [via]

Bang!
Bang!
Gag!

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thedailywhat: How To of the Day: Unicorn Poop cookies. And there’s a funny story behind it, too! I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?”  And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom!  It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead! What do you mean “that’s not funny”? Sounds to me like someone hasn’t had their daily dose of unicorn poop. [instructables.] I have to make these!

thedailywhat:

How To of the Day: Unicorn Poop cookies. And there’s a funny story behind it, too!

I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?”  And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom!  It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead!

What do you mean “that’s not funny”? Sounds to me like someone hasn’t had their daily dose of unicorn poop.

[instructables.]

I have to make these!

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