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ebayes:

Dildo art. FASCINATING

(Source: ymutate)

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thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

[reddit.]

Posted 2 days ago

Parents……

The surprise phone call from their brother, was simply a subterfuge for Mr Wonderful (their father) to get them to talk to him.

Posted 2 days ago

To beefrank: I forgot to post this horror that greeted me at the bus yard one night.

Do I win?

Posted 2 days ago

I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Posted 2 days ago

What is going on here?

Posted 5 days ago

No Android Market for Kindle. However, that didn’t stop me from sideloading Prey, Go Launcher and other goodies. Yay for customization win.

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A good idea.

Trendwatch: Yes, Cell Phone Stacking Is Now a Thing - http://pulse.me/s/55Fmk

Posted 1 week ago
filthywetslut:

Yep. It’s an odd thing, tell a guy you masturbate, and it’s sexy, tell your friends and acquaintances, it’s gross.

filthywetslut:

Yep. It’s an odd thing, tell a guy you masturbate, and it’s sexy, tell your friends and acquaintances, it’s gross.

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fuckyeahdementia:

douche duck duck [via]

Bang!
Bang!
Gag!

Posted 2 weeks ago
thedailywhat:

How To of the Day: Unicorn Poop cookies. And there’s a funny story behind it, too!

I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?”  And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom!  It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead!

What do you mean “that’s not funny”? Sounds to me like someone hasn’t had their daily dose of unicorn poop.
[instructables.]

I have to make these!

thedailywhat:

How To of the Day: Unicorn Poop cookies. And there’s a funny story behind it, too!

I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?”  And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom!  It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead!

What do you mean “that’s not funny”? Sounds to me like someone hasn’t had their daily dose of unicorn poop.

[instructables.]

I have to make these!