Yeah thanks to whoever made this, skinny guys dont get self conscious at all
That’s what you’ll get with me. ;)
BUT THERE’S SO MUCH TRUTH IN THIS.
Whew!!! Good to know I’m safe!!!
Oh, god. Ok. I have to say this because of reasons.
How is this different then attacking women for their weight?
I’ve been with skinny guys and fat guys. I tend to go with fat guys because I’m fat myself.
Best fat guy experience? His fat belly hit my clit while we were fucking, and I would’ve had an orgasm had he not been 17.
Best skinny guy experience? I was 4 months pregnant. We had great sex. I started spot-bleeding. Rush to ER. They tell me that when you lose your virginity, there is some blood. I tell them, “FUCKLULZ, I’m pregnant!” Pelvic exam shows that before skinny guy sex, hymen was slightly torn. After? Obliterated. Biggest dick I’ve ever seen.
So, yeah. Fuck this cartoon. “Know how to eat?” That’s great, except I hate oral sex.
Cuddle afterwards? Lameeee. If you fucked me right and didn’t get tired halfway through, I need a shower, not your fat ass lying on top of me.
I love ALL men. Quit hating on some of them; you women hate when they do that to you.