Almost out of gas.

giddygirlie:

wtfbadromancecovers:

Or “A several ways a blowjob could go wrong”— the collection of weaponry certainly doesn’t make me think mercy.

I REALLY want to know about the process of making these covers. They’re all the same - layers and layers of naked people, dragons, swords, and men in kilts. Who comes up with this stuff? And more importantly: why do these covers seem to ‘work’? People buy these books!

All *I* can think of is ‘GURL….who did your fucking blush?! And look at ALL THAT MAKE-UP!’